Famous Sex Quotes


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Famous Sex Quotes:

Robert Byrne: “Anybody who believes that the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach flunked geography.”

John Callahan: “Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”

Truman Capote: “The good thing about masturbation is that you don’t have to get dressed up for it.”

Catherine Coulter: “You know, a cell phone’s like a guy; if you don’t plug him in every night, charge him good, you got nothing at all.”

Joan Fontaine: “The main problem in marriage is that for a man sex is a hunger like eating. If the man is hungry and can’t get to a fancy French restaurant, he goes to a hot dog stand.”

Brandon Lyon: “Sex is a lot like pizza. When it’s good, it’s really good. When it’s bad, it’s still kind of good.”

C.D. Payne: “Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin greets each day with such a gala spectacle of physical optimism?”

Barbara Seaman: “Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal, and super colossal so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small.”